Blast from the Past...

I was going through old emails and I came across a Cosmolicious recap from Mother Effer, Tara. For those of you, like us, that have been a Cosmo Radio listener for many years... you may remember the debacle that was Cosmolicious/Diana Falzone. Some of us otherwise referred to it as "Afternoon Headbangers" on Twitter because of the way the show made us want to bang our heads on our desks.

Here is Tara's recap for a fun laugh: 

Here’s something to add to your list of Diana-isms:

“Each to their own” when it should be: “To Each Their Own”.

Here’s the recap I have for you from horrific Cosmolicious today…

Diana just got back from vacation – she went to Florida and spent time on the beach. 

She announced that she gave up lip liner.  Whoopie.

Now she’s talking once again about how she doesn’t want a bald guy and she’s telling everyone that they shouldn’t feel bad about their men not having hair anymore because a study shows that men that bald sooner have less of a chance of getting prostate cancer.  She seems to be assuming that most other women are as turned off by men that are balding as she is.  I disagree.

Woman from North Carolina won 9 million dollars in a lawsuit against her husband’s mistress – the claim was “alienation of affection”.  Diana says, what about suing the husband?  A caller later confirmed that she IS suing the husband for “breach of contract”. 

Diana started talking about common courtesy… then decided to tell everyone how she helped an older woman carry her luggage while she was on vacation.  Yay for you, Diana…  bringin’ the old convo back to her as usual.

Meghan just said, “I don’t see a law that says ‘Thou Shalt Not be a mistress’….”  ß uh Meghan, I think commandments start with “Thou Shalt Not”, not laws.  Geesh… this is gonna be a long show….

Tori & Dean… Tori is tired of her husband’s hobby, motorcycle racing because it keeps him away from home a lot.  Diana starts to talk about more guys she has dated that have chosen their hobbies over her.  Has she dated the world?  She then starts talking about how you should ask your man to only spend a certain amount of time on their hobby each day.  I think she knows nothing about being in a relationship – your job is not to tell your partner what to do; that’s what you have kids for.  I’m starting to see why she’s single.

Caller called in and said she threatened to divorce her husband for all his video game playing.  So he stopped and now she says he’s bugging her because he never does his own thing.  Gee, mixed messages anyone?  I’m starting to feel stupider just by listening to this show for almost an hour… 

Ok, I’m going to a meeting now, that’s all I can take of this show today.  J 

- Tara