Cocktails with Patrick Recap - Friday, 6/18/10

What Yo Beef Is/Freestyle Friday! - prize for today’s winner is a tunic from shopplanetblue.com. Also today only you can receive 20% when you order this item with the coupon code Cosmo20. Go to the @cockswithp twitter for the link!

Laura Baron (follow her on Twitter @AskLauraBaron & check out her website www.asklaurabaron.com) who is a Life Coach and has a VH-1 show called “You’re Cut Off”. She works to make dependent girls into strong independent women. The show has her living in a house with 9 women and trying to help them change their lives. She says one of the requirements she has before she takes on a client is that they volunteer - it helps get themselves out of their own personal cycle.

Lucas the intern yesterday they played a sound bite of an intern, Lucas, and it was so hilarious that listeners emailed and said “more Lucas!”. His answer to the question “Are guys intimidated or turned on by girls who are overtly sexual?” is a minute and a half long. Patrick said most responses are about half that. Patrick loved how seriously he took his response and they will probably have him in during the show some time next week.

Metrosexual Men - turn off or turn on? Is it a turn off when guys count calories or do the GTL thing (Jersey Shore). D Fish calls in with her opinion! She’s not into it - she likes men to be men. Her best friend is a nutritionist and she wanted to stay in and order pizza and the guy she was seeing said “Do you think I look like this because I eat pizza.” Her friend was completely turned off and she walked out and never talked to him again. D Fish said she is glad that L.A. hasn’t changed her head and she thinks women should have natural curves and not try to starve themselves. (I adore you Topanga!)

What Yo Beef Winner: Lot of intense beefs today - but the winner was Saunta(sp?) who decided to let her fro grow out and her coworker made a rude comment. Congrats!

Last Call Mel B said she stays in shape by shagging her husband 5x a day.

Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum will be teaming up for a movie called “The Vow” based on the book.

Joel Madden and Nicole Ritchie are not getting married this June.

Poll Question of the Day - Where do you want to have sex this summer?

On the beach - 25%

In a pool - 21%

In a nice hotel room - 41%

On the side of the road - 13%

Cocktails with Patrick Recap - What Yo Beef Is & Freestyle Friday, 6/4/10

Patrick went out last night for his sister’s birthday and he was out with a “Hey Honey” couple. He said we all know that couple...the kind that makes us feel bad about our own relationships or lack there of. After some grilling by YB though he was able to get out of them that it is not all rainbows and puppy dogs all of the time for them either. He said in life everyone whether single or in a relationship we all have the same desire which is to feel wanted and we crave that attention.

Cocks With P Breaks the Band check out www.facebook.com/CocksWithPBreaksTheBand

 for all the music played on the show today. (good stuff played today) Check out In the Pocket, The Rankin Twins and Flo.

Irrational Fears Leona Lewis fell down an elevator shaft (read story hear: http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/04/leona-lewis-uninjured-after-elevator-shaft-fall/

) Patrick said that anyone who has ever been in an elevator has had that fear that it might plummet. He wanted to know what other listeners irrational fears were. Some mentioned were roller coasters, ferris wheels, butterflies, deers, vomit, loose buttons, animatronics, sasquatches and dead bodies in lakes.

What Yo Beef Is? Topsters (pot stirrers - thanks Kelly!), fiances being mean to you, people who play Farmville on FB(!!), long ass beefs, people telling you are tall when you already know it, premature ejaculation and dogs with yeast infections that need douching(!!!). The winner was - Carrie who has to douche her dog.

Freestyle Friday - Nancy in Virgina. She called in on Wednesday to bust on Beau’s song for Cock’s With P Breaks the Band because she thought it was cheesy. (my apologies if any of  this is wrong)

Hey my name is Nancy and I call into Cocks With P

the only reason he answers is cause I’ve got PGV

when I listen to Patrick’s broadcast I sometimes get confused

cause within those 3 hours Patrick turns up some excuse

one minute he’ll be saying he’s super shy

the next he’ll be talking about massaging girl’s thighs?

he might have a poll but he ain’t no stripper

he started off on Wednesday talking bout Al Gore and Tipper

Lea’s the producer and this is her first job

when Usher heard that he was like uh, uh, uh oh my god

Althea comes to visit once in a while

those are the days when they talk about what’s in style

like if the natural look is really back

then wouldn’t nipple enhancers actually be whack

they’re having a competition to find the best singer

Beau sounded like Kenny Chesney, in fact a dead ringer

Your Boy got mad cause I called to hate on Beau

so he called me out and told me to write this song or flow

so if you’ve got a good voice and think that you can win

hit up Cocks With P where your start might begin

Patrick and Lea were blessed!

Lee DeWyze follow up email Ellie who works close to where Lee grew up (Mt. Prospect, IL) wrote in to say the parking lot of the place she works is where they held the homecoming rally for Lee during the show and she confirmed that he had very little personality.

Last Call

Chace Crawford was arrested for possession of marijuana.

Evangeline Lily wants to write a children’s book.

A 34 year old man in Australia has a personalized license plate in honor of Bieber

Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth have not split.

Poll Question of the Day - Do You Have a Type?

Yes but I also date guys outside of it

Yes and I stick pretty close to it

I have a type, but never date that kind of guy

No I date all kinds of dudes