Stassi and Patrick break up!

What happened to the fairy tale that was happening in this quote from RealityTea....

Stassi insists their relationship is super happy, and they are planning to get married. “ “It’s as serious as it can get. If tomorrow he proposed, I would be ready. We don’t feel the need to experience more of life. We’re settled,” Stassi tells Wetpaint. “I don’t need to meet new people.” 

I'm personally looking forward to Stassi crawling back to Vanderpump Rules now that she doesn't have a place to call home anymore. Not so much to see more of her, but to see what happens now that she's not playing house with Patrick and after she claimed to be all grown-up and embarrassed by everyone at SUR.

When Stassi and Patrick first hooked up, I figured it could go one of two different ways... either they are perfect for each other or it would be a disaster. Looks like both may have happened. You can't put two crazies together and expect a no-drama happily ever after.

I'm admittedly excited to watch the next train-wreck, I mean season, of Vanderpump. It's kind of like going out and drinking way too much one night and waking up the next morning wonder WTF you did that for.

Here we go... The Spinoff speculations have begun.

(article courtesy of news.lalate.com)


BEVERLY HILLS (LALATE EXCLUSIVE) – Stassi Schroeder and her new boyfriend 2014 Patrick Meagher heat up the Vanderpump Rules finale. Who is Stassi Schroeder dating, who is Stassi’s new boyfriend on Vanderpump Rules, are Stassi and Jax still together, and is Stassi leaving Pump Rules for a new spinoff? LALATE can exclusively report that in 2013, Lisa Vanderpump made moves quietly to expand her producing arm. LALATE can report that Vanderpump obtaining new trademarks to her brand name, and is actively seeking to develop more television shows based upon her existing platforms and commercial properties.

While Lisa Vanderpump has yet to confirm yet a second show in new developments, there are new questions if she is seeking to spinoff Stassi Schroeder in a New York City based reality show for 2014. And if you think it sounds far fetched, there are more possible twists involved. First, one of Vanderpump’s producers on Vanderpump Rules previously successful spun off The Hills to The City over a decade earlier on MTV. Second, in recent months, Bravo has brought in a new development head who comes, not internally from inside Bravo, but rather from The City’s former home, MTV Networks.

Tonight fans will be asking who is Stassi dating. She says of Jax and histattoo “when I first saw it, it put pressure on me. I can’t listen to this anymore. It is really sad to hear him cry … that breaks my heart, it makes me sad.” Jax replies “The more she pushed him away, the more it made it harder. I never had a girl saw no to me before.”

Then Cohen asks Stassi who she is dating. In a Kenya Moore like moment, Stassi keeps the question unanswered during the reunion. “I am – I am feeling very happy. I could cry. He is one of the best people I ever met. He is just a fantastic person.” Stassi is dating Patrick Meagher, a Sirius XM show host.

Stassi says she only talks to Katie and her boyfriend and has no communication with the Pump cast anymore. “I don’t talk to him [Jax]. We don’t have any communication…I cut him out of my life,” she tells OK Magazine. When asked about Kristen, Stassi says “I don’t understand her at all; I never will.”

For now, while no spinoff is yet confirmed, Stassi has in fact quit Sur.

Stassi is so in love... gag, cough, vomit...

Not only does Stassi mention Patrick and how they came to be, Taylor (who Stassi calls "his best friend") is also in the audience of this show...

Stassi's net worth...

I came across Stassi's net worth a week or so ago, and when I first saw it, it said she was worth $15K. Sometime in the past week, her net worth has be adjusted to $30K.

I didn't really know what goes in to figuring out your net worth. I found this calculator: http://cgi.money.cnn.com/tools/networth/networth.html

She probably doesn't need a spot on the Celebrity Net Worth website until she starts raking in a few more zeros on the end of those numbers. Just sayin'. I cringe to even call her a celebrity.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/models/stassi-schroeder-net-worth/

These are my confessions...

I love drama. I don't like to be involved in the drama, but I love to watch train wrecks no matter how large or small, stupid or not. I watched Laguna Beach; I watched The Hills; I still watch The Real World... heck, I listen to the police scanner on my phone when nothing else is going on. It's probably the biggest reason I got into Cosmo Radio. I can't stand Patrick, but yet I tuned in when shit was hitting the fan... or at least had the potential to hit the fan. It's hard to admit, because it's exactly what he wanted.

Queue the train wreck named Stassi...

I couldn't help myself. I held out for so long. Hearing about her on Cocks with P and Wake Up made me so annoyed. Yet, I broke down and started watching Vanderpump Rules from the very first episode of Season 1. I watched one episode after another and looked forward to the next. I am more annoyed with Stassi than ever! But I can't look away! And, what's more... I can't wait to see how the hell Patrick is going to fit in to all of this.

I don't feel like this show is real life. I feel like it's The Hills with a new set of characters. The same awkward pauses, the same crazy stupid drama, the ridiculous self-righteous people... have I mentioned how annoying most of them are?

I can't help but think that Patrick was cast as Stassi's new boyfriend. He has similar looks to Jax. Patrick is needy; Stassi is needy and I can see her running all over Patrick. I want to be there for this train wreck, no matter how disastrous or hard to watch. I know I'll probably be pissed off most of the time, but I can't help it!!! To see Patrick work at SUR would be gratifying. To be able to see him get tossed around in this stupid drama will be equally gratifying.

Please tell me there are others of you feeling the same way??

Here are some articles about Stassi and Patrick:

http://www.examiner.com/article/stassi-schroeder-is-love-and-really-happy-with-new-boyfriend-patrick

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/15885890-are-jax-taylor-and-stassi-schroeder-still-together-stassi-confirms

http://okhereisthesituation.com/2013/11/patrick-meagher/

Seems that Patrick is starting to get comfortable in front of the camera these days....

It's no secret that Patrick and I have had our issues. Back in the day, the dude made me take down pics of him and he played it off like he's so humble and didn't want pics of him everywhere. He wanted to maintain some sort of secret life. Well, seems the times have changed... maybe it's the new girlfriend, Stassi Schroeder?

http://okhereisthesituation.com/2013/11/jax-taylor-stassi-schroeder-still-together-nope-stassi-new-boyfriend/

And who recognizes this old Cosmo Radio girl with Patrick? (Afternoon headbangers, anyone?)

http://guestofaguest.com/directory/patrick-meagher/178648

Sally Sean Ryan! 

Raided Tay's webstagram.... :)

Tay with her new "brother-in-law" -- love this picture!

The beautiful Strecker family

Tay and Kate Bosworth

Tay and Kenny with Stassi

Brett, Tay, Stassi & YB

@cockswithp - @brettepstein - @taylorstrecker - @stassischroeder