Let's do this!

I received my "free" trial of Blowfish in the mail today! (it was actually $2 to have the two doses shipped)

I am a wine-drinker. I like to drink wine on work-nights and weekends alike. I tend to drink a bottle of wine on a weeknight... totally not hard to do. :)

So... I am about to put this stuff to the test. As you may have heard through Dr. Wider, she wouldn't spend the money to get it since it's basically just a cocktail of meds you may already take or have around your house. But, for $2, I figured why not!?

Tonight I have sacrificed myself for YOU - by drinking 1.5 bottles of wine... on a work night. (cuz I would have never done that on my own...)

Don't even look at my nasty fingernails with the chipped neon pink polish. I got that from my Secret Santa. And I have a bit of an oral fixation. (oh stop it!)

I will be back tomorrow to let you know how Blowfish works for me. Man, I am crossing my fingers. Got some major work to get done tomorrow.

Until then....

Your Bartender,  Kelly

J Bieber, first name, last name

So we are about 2 weeks out from J Bieb's paternity test. Honestly, I cannot believe that SHE could be the mother of his baby. She looks pretty trifling to me. But, boys will be boys. There is a part of me wondering if I am just hoping he isn't that stupid. Thank goodness he is going for the paternity test, because that has me "beliebing" (omg, I just used that) that he isn't the father.

But to think he's seriously a virgin. Not so sure I will jump on that bandwagon. Now that Selena is over 18, I can admit that I think she's hot. But I do not think that she and Biebs haven't done it. How many people over 18 do you know that haven't done it?

I guess only time will tell about the whole Daddy Biebs scandal. What do you think?

Personally, I think he will prove her wrong and she will totally be busted with statutory rape. Booyah.

Scandy!