Friday, June 4, 2010

Cocktails with Patrick Recap - What Yo Beef Is & Freestyle Friday, 6/4/10


Patrick went out last night for his sister’s birthday and he was out with a “Hey Honey” couple. He said we all know that couple...the kind that makes us feel bad about our own relationships or lack there of. After some grilling by YB though he was able to get out of them that it is not all rainbows and puppy dogs all of the time for them either. He said in life everyone whether single or in a relationship we all have the same desire which is to feel wanted and we crave that attention.

Cocks With P Breaks the Band check out www.facebook.com/CocksWithPBreaksTheBand
 for all the music played on the show today. (good stuff played today) Check out In the Pocket, The Rankin Twins and Flo.

Irrational Fears Leona Lewis fell down an elevator shaft (read story hear: http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/04/leona-lewis-uninjured-after-elevator-shaft-fall/
) Patrick said that anyone who has ever been in an elevator has had that fear that it might plummet. He wanted to know what other listeners irrational fears were. Some mentioned were roller coasters, ferris wheels, butterflies, deers, vomit, loose buttons, animatronics, sasquatches and dead bodies in lakes.

What Yo Beef Is? Topsters (pot stirrers - thanks Kelly!), fiances being mean to you, people who play Farmville on FB(!!), long ass beefs, people telling you are tall when you already know it, premature ejaculation and dogs with yeast infections that need douching(!!!). The winner was - Carrie who has to douche her dog.

Freestyle Friday - Nancy in Virgina. She called in on Wednesday to bust on Beau’s song for Cock’s With P Breaks the Band because she thought it was cheesy. (my apologies if any of  this is wrong)

Hey my name is Nancy and I call into Cocks With P
the only reason he answers is cause I’ve got PGV
when I listen to Patrick’s broadcast I sometimes get confused
cause within those 3 hours Patrick turns up some excuse
one minute he’ll be saying he’s super shy
the next he’ll be talking about massaging girl’s thighs?
he might have a poll but he ain’t no stripper
he started off on Wednesday talking bout Al Gore and Tipper
Lea’s the producer and this is her first job
when Usher heard that he was like uh, uh, uh oh my god
Althea comes to visit once in a while
those are the days when they talk about what’s in style
like if the natural look is really back
then wouldn’t nipple enhancers actually be whack
they’re having a competition to find the best singer
Beau sounded like Kenny Chesney, in fact a dead ringer
Your Boy got mad cause I called to hate on Beau
so he called me out and told me to write this song or flow
so if you’ve got a good voice and think that you can win
hit up Cocks With P where your start might begin

Patrick and Lea were blessed!


Lee DeWyze follow up email Ellie who works close to where Lee grew up (Mt. Prospect, IL) wrote in to say the parking lot of the place she works is where they held the homecoming rally for Lee during the show and she confirmed that he had very little personality.

Last Call
Chace Crawford was arrested for possession of marijuana.
Evangeline Lily wants to write a children’s book.
A 34 year old man in Australia has a personalized license plate in honor of Bieber
Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth have not split.

Poll Question of the Day - Do You Have a Type?
Yes but I also date guys outside of it
Yes and I stick pretty close to it
I have a type, but never date that kind of guy
No I date all kinds of dudes

1 comment:

  1. Where can I get access to the audio from "OMG, I've got PGV"

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