Wake Up with Taylor - 7.27.10

Wake Up 101

Victoria and Taylor are both out, so today Kenny is hosting the show on his own and doing some Wake Up Catch Up.

7 Things you need to know before you go

1. An auction house is having a bankruptcy auction for Theresa from Real Housewives. It includes their wedding bands, a grand piano and SeaDoo watercraft.
2. Heidi and Jen Bunney will not be doing a reality show. Heidi doesn’t want to be involved in reality tv right now. They had started production of the show.
3. 30% of women now out-earn their men.
4. Amanda Bynes has come out of acting retirement for a new movie called Easy A that will be in theaters in September.
5. RPantz, slim-fitting underwear for men, was inspired by Robert Pattinson.
6. Kate Winslet is rumored to be rebounding with British model Louis Dowler.
7. Hulk Hogan’s ex is now engaged to her 21 year old boyfriend, who is a year younger than the Hogan’s daughter.

Talked about Real Housewives of New Jersey and how Danielle is crazy. (She won’t be coming on the show this week, BTW) She is pressuring her 11 year old to sing for the 16 year old’s Sweet 16 party. Danielle wore her engagement ring at the party, on the opposite hand. Her ex had bad plastic surgery like Bruce Jenner.

Caller asked why Victoria’s desk is away from Kenny and Taylor? He said that she’s been there longer than them, like 6 years, and worked for another department before being part of this show.

Kenny replayed the show where he got a spray tan and forgot to put the shower cap on.

That was for Walk in her shoes.

A caller asked what his producing responsibilities are. He responded that Victoria and Taylor actually share a lot of those responsibilities, which allows Kenny to be a bit more creative. He does handle the giveaways (which he admits to being bad at), taking charge of the studio and getting things fixed when they break.

He replayed the show where Kenny and Taylor ate pork rinds for their Fat Kid Friday.

Talked about what Radio High Fives are and what a Golden Shower is, including their audio.

He also talked about how they play “You can call me Al” for when they are checking Facebook and the song they sing to it. Also known as “Checking Facenook” after a caller said that is what her son calls it.

Caller asked what are the funniest things that the girls have done? Kenny said that when Victoria saw the picture of a large lady’s butt sticking out of water with a whales water spout in the air and said, “is that a pink dolphin?” That went into conversation about pink dolphins and they really do exist.  For Taylor, he talked about when she wore and fake moustache and fake penis.

A caller recalled the show where Taylor talked about a pap smear. The lady literally peed her pants while listening and had to go home to change her pants. Now she can control that much better.

Steph called and asked why Victoria wasn’t a bridesmaid? Kenny said that it was because they are friends… but also coworkers. They do keep some things in their lives separate. Victoria was still very much involved with the wedding, like an unspoken consultant. Victoria did tell Tay that she didn’t want to be a bridesmaid back in the beginning of the planning (according to a caller who said she remembered hearing that).

Kenny talked about the word “bethos” which is used a lot on the show. It is essentially the feeling of awkwardness or uncomfortableness.

Katie from PA called and asked Kenny if there have been any more ghost sightings. He said there haven’t been any since he moved his bed.

Cassie called and asked if Taylor will post better pictures of her dress. Kenny said that Paige posted a lot of pictures on Facebook which show a lot more than all the other pictures Victoria and Kenny had.

Caller asked where the name “Mr. P” came from? When Taylor met Brett, she was also dating Mr. Last Minute. She had learned these names in a dating class she had taken. Mr. Last Minute literally never planned anything until the last minute. Mr. P stands for Mr. Perfect, which he isn’t perfect, but he’s perfect for her. And for a long time, she didn’t want to say his real name on-air.

The last hour and a half of the show were dedicated to playing the engagement story from when Taylor was back from Paris.

Kenny also played last year’s Halloween show when they all dressed up as each other and took on each other’s personalities. Still funny the 3^rd or 4^th time I’ve heard it. :)