There is a lot we should consider:
1. We need to find a farm listing of what he should buy. (Maybe we all contribute to buy for him and he owes us organic veggies for life)
2. We need to decide if/what animals he has (besides Steve, of course).
3. We need to plot out the land for what he will grow and where.
4. What vegetables will he grow?
5. Who is going to help him make sure he is organic?
6. What will the Cosmo Farm Bar look like... where he invites all the Fun Kids to drink mixed drinks made from his organic goodness... is he going to make organic alcohol too?
7. What will his farm house look like... outside, inside (he might need our womanly touch).
8. He needs a farm wardrobe... what will he wear?
9. He's gonna need a tractor... we need to find the coolest tractor out there.
10. Since he's gonna need to accommodate a lot of Little FFFers, what other amenities will he need on the farm?
Let's put together his farm in the comments below! :)
He is going to need some pimp bathrooms throughout the grounds... made especially for women. TVs, mirrors, never stinks, always clean, well stocked, bedays, staffed with people from drybar.com for awesome blowouts after a rough/drunken night on the farm, makeup counter with everything you'd ever need, showers have the 10-point shower head thingy at the perfect temperature, massaging chairs or on-staff masseuses available when called from the bathroom phone, softest toilet paper, etc.
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