What are you going to dress up as for Halloween this year?

Something slutty I assume? Slutty garbage man? Slutty chef? Slutty retail manager?

Is slutty still in for Halloween? And does that expire at any point in your life... once you hit 35?

There's the obvious options -- Charlie Sheen, Gaddafi, Lady Gaga... sexy Madeleine Albright...

I, personally, prefer the costumes that are based on puns. Here are some fun ideas I found around the net:

Buccaneer:

Attach a dollar to each ear (get it? Buck-an-Ear).

Leaf Blower:

Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling down in front of your face. When someone asks what you are, blow on the leaf!

Hawaiian Punch:

One person should dress like a boxer (boxing shorts, boxing gloves, lines beneath the eyes), while the other person dresses like a Hula-girl (grass skirt, bikini top, and a lei).

Gang Green:

Everyone wears green and travels together. Alternate version: everyone dresses like gang members with green clothes and green bandanas.

Horny:

Put little plastic trumpets all over your outfit. 

Pig Latin:

Turn a sheet into a toga. Wear a pig’s nose - easily found at a costume store. Of if you are talented, draw a pig's nose using face paint. For extra oomph, eakspay in igpay atinlay! Appyhay Alloweenhay!

Behind the Times:

Get a copy of the New York Times. Open it to a spread and carry it it in front of your face and part of your body. You are now behind the times. If you are a bit unsteady on your feet, cut some eye holes so you can see what's going on in front of you.

So comment down below and let me know what you are going as, or if you have more ideas for other FFFers!

Have a great Halloween!

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