Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts

Monday, October 31, 2011

Jessica Simpson is.... drumroll, please....

PREGGO!

She revealed, on this Halloween, that she will be a "mummy" with her fiancé Eric Johnson, former SF 49er.

Unfortunately, her big news fell into the shadows of the Kim Kardashian divorce news, but she was able to make the news timely in that she dressed as a mummy for this photo for Halloween.

Here is the story.

How do you feel about JSimp being pregnant with fiancé Eric Johnson? Drop me a comment below.


Friday, October 21, 2011

What are you going to dress up as for Halloween this year?


Something slutty I assume? Slutty garbage man? Slutty chef? Slutty retail manager?

Is slutty still in for Halloween? And does that expire at any point in your life... once you hit 35?

There's the obvious options -- Charlie Sheen, Gaddafi, Lady Gaga... sexy Madeleine Albright...

I, personally, prefer the costumes that are based on puns. Here are some fun ideas I found around the net:

Buccaneer:
Attach a dollar to each ear (get it? Buck-an-Ear).

Leaf Blower:
Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling down in front of your face. When someone asks what you are, blow on the leaf!

Hawaiian Punch:
One person should dress like a boxer (boxing shorts, boxing gloves, lines beneath the eyes), while the other person dresses like a Hula-girl (grass skirt, bikini top, and a lei).

Kenny's back in our ears!

Mr. Mans can be back in your ears for the low, low price of $3 per month! Have my money! Have it all! Welcome back Kenny Zimlinghaus... you ...