What are you going to dress up as for Halloween this year?

Something slutty I assume? Slutty garbage man? Slutty chef? Slutty retail manager?

Is slutty still in for Halloween? And does that expire at any point in your life... once you hit 35?

There's the obvious options -- Charlie Sheen, Gaddafi, Lady Gaga... sexy Madeleine Albright...

I, personally, prefer the costumes that are based on puns. Here are some fun ideas I found around the net:

Buccaneer:

Attach a dollar to each ear (get it? Buck-an-Ear).

Leaf Blower:

Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling down in front of your face. When someone asks what you are, blow on the leaf!

Hawaiian Punch:

One person should dress like a boxer (boxing shorts, boxing gloves, lines beneath the eyes), while the other person dresses like a Hula-girl (grass skirt, bikini top, and a lei).