Cosmo Happy Hour: Brett Epstein

Monday, November 11, 2013

Most memorable moments of Wake up from the last 7-8 years...

I enlisted the help of other Effers to come up with a list of some of the most memorable moments of Wake Up over the years it has been on the air. It was a fun walk down memory lane! It was hard to count them down, so I am going to list them out in no particular order. We each value the memories for different reasons... so I cannot decide for us all the importance of the moments. However, I would have to agree with those who said their most memorable moment is finding this group of other Effers, Cosmo guys and girls, and many who have become friends for life. That is the priceless gift that Wake Up has given many of us.

Here is a list of the other memorable moments, again, in no particular order:

• Tay Tay Tunes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuHYNc7c0Qg&list=UUeR8FiiUN7GzNhzCa91zM2Q&index=2

• Victoria Gets Dirty – Victoria Keelan, once part of the morning crew, had a segment called "Victoria Gets Dirty" because of her privileged upbringing with her mom, Fancy Nancy. Victoria did things such as cleaning a bathroom stall, Serra de Bunda dance, walking barefoot on the streets of New York and changing a baby's diaper.

• Who Knows You Better

• Kenny's Question Corner

• Kenny's "Guys Just Don't Understand" and "Walk in Her Shoes": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM53Mq1xGHU

• Taylor and Kenny's engagement stories... along with Almost Hitched Bitch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLI-InyT5Js

• Interviewing Elmo & Cookie Monster... and the Golden Clutch: https://s3.amazonaws.com/WakeUpWithTaylor/Muppets.mp3

• Fat Kid Fridays: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHb1n0DMQZ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pEIg4iWEDc

• Tay's Bachelorette Party

• When Taylor, Victoria and Kenny dressed up as each other for Halloween.

• Who is Virginia?

• Victoria's Broken Wing

• When Brett had to go to the ER because of his appendix and Taylor stayed in bed thinking that it wasn't very serious. She came to find out later that his appendix had ruptured!

• All of Kenny's songs… http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_1793908

• Kenny's Mom

• Kenny living in the whore house

• Taylors fat knees, nodules in her throat and hairy nipples

• Taylor finding Mr. P (aka Brett): When Taylor met Brett, she was also dating Mr. Last Minute. She had learned these names in a dating class she had taken. Mr. Last Minute literally never planned anything until the last minute. Mr. P stands for Mr. Perfect, which he isn’t perfect, but he’s perfect for her. And for a long time, she didn’t want to say his real name on-air.

• TOKYO! Taylor's safe word and how she reacted listening to sex talk

• The start of Yasu- They didn't know if he was real or not.

• Racing with the pregnancy bellies

• Checking Facenook, Checking Facenook... They used the word "face nook" instead of the brand name Facebook when a woman called and told them that is what her 5 year old called it.

• Kenny's airplane rap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbA3K_yJxNA

• Guys vs. Girls trivia

• Pink Dolphins... they really do exist! Victoria saw a picture of a lady's butt out of water and thought it was a pink dolphin. It went on into a conversation about how pink dolphins do exist.

• Club Soda Kenny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1NTrG-QNY4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCoXgrO4VGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9spQnZyyoTk

• Using the word "bethos": http://tlhorgan.blogspot.com/2009/11/bethos-whats-that.html

• "Radio High Fives" (Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm) and "Golden Shower" sound bytes

• Kenny's ghost in his apartment

• Kenny acting like Taylor as a phone sex operator

• Kenny's 423222

• You bought afterbirth at Duane Reade?

• Smiletone: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/smiletone-cosmos-biggest-fan

• Hi Jackie Hi!! http://youtu.be/RdpKwwomO_A

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Pics of Tay, Kenny & Steph...

I must say that nowadays, it is MUCH easier to come across pictures of our favorite morning show crew than it was WAY back in the day when I started listening to the show. I mean, isn't that one of the first things we do when we hear someone we don't know on the radio... gotta find a picture of them! Although I know them SO much better now, I thought it would be fun to do a search for Taylor... which inevitably also brought up some pics of Kenny and Steph too. :)