Wake up With Taylor Recap - 6/14/10

7 Things you need to know before you go & MORE!

1. Scarlett Johannsen, Denzel Washington and Catherine Zeta Jones are among Hollywood's winners during the Tony awards.

2. Kate Hudson has a new boyfriend... she is back to the rock stars. She is now dating the Muse frontman, Matthew Belamy.

3. Khloe Kardashian is being very coy with her remarks about possibly being pregnant. She won't say if she is or is not, but that it is a matter of health and that you shouldn't announce such things before the right time.

4. Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger are not engaged. They have been together for almost a year (which Victoria points out is like 5 years in Hollywood time).

5. Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, apparently took some secrets to the grave. Now learning about a son and a daughter he has with two other women, who were seeking child support before his death.

6. Kevin McHale and Jenna Ushkowitz from Glee were caught being flirty and all over each other in Morocco. Are they a real-life couple?

7. There will be an HBO series around the true story depicted in the book "Thanks For Coming" about Mara Altman's quest to find out what an orgasm is all about. She had yet to have one of her very own.

8. The Mets apologized to Seinfeld for moving Lady Gaga to his suite with his knowledge. After flipping the middle finger and wearing no more than a bikini to the game, they needed a place to stash Gaga away for a while.

9. January Jones was accused of a hit & run, but found out that she left her ID with a witness and she called the police. Before she called the police, she contacted Bobby Flay (ummm?) . He's married, she's reportedly dating Adrien Brody and recently caught on the walk of shame??!

10. A cruise line and major food network are teaming up for the foodie cruise of a lifetime. The cruise will be a week-long trip of the eastern Caribbean and will feature Cat Cora from Iron Chef and Aaron Sanchez from the show Chef vs. City. They will be involved in demonstrations and battle of the chefs events.

11. Miley Cyrus is on the record saying that she hates pop music, hates Glee and hasn't heard a Jay Z song... now she says that she listens to the Coffee House on Sirius because she is an old lady who likes boring. (You can bet that Taylor and Victoria went off about this!)


Cosmo Conversation Starter

How was everyone's weekends?

Kenny started by saying that the Archive Bears softball team won. Kenny spent some time in Beacon, NY and wants to move there. It is where Kim and Barry live. He wants to get a farmhouse. Taylor is worried that if he moves an hour and twenty minutes away that he will leave the show. He says he wouldn't... he owns a Jeep and there is a train. Beacon NY is a antique-y type place with fine dining.

Taylor is going to have jury duty on Wednesday.

Taylor and Brett went to the Big Apple Barbecue in Madison Square Park this past weekend.

Kenny had a barbecue on Friday night... he continue to drink after the show. Taylor had a hard time drinking some wine later in the night after having shot-gunned a beer Friday morning and having an early hangover.

Bonnie Fuller from hollywoodlife.com

- Jessica Biel talked about how she hates kissing her male coworkers. (ummmm... Bradley Cooper?)

- Bradley Cooper was seen clean shaven... vying for the Mark Antony part in the new Cleopatra movie, featuring Angeline Jolie?

- Paula Abdul wants Bret Michaels to be the next Simon. (the general consensus is that he is definitely capable, but too nice)

- 16 year old Abby Sunderland set out to be the youngest to sail around the world. After she was rescued from the Indian Ocean, the word is that her father had been shopping around reality TV shows because he was broke. Likened to the Balloon boy's story, but she was actually put in harm's way.

- Karate Kid kicked A-Team's butt in the box office this past weekend.

- On the Tony Awards, Katie Holmes towered over Daniel Radcliff. She also talked in a weird voice and wore an ill-fitting dress.

- Hollywood Life quoted Taylor in an article regarding the kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlet Johannsen.

“If you’re a woman of substance you don’t need to stoup to that lowest common denominator behavior,” says host of Cosmo radio’s ‘Wake Up With Taylor’ Sirius 111 and XM 162, Taylor Strecker. “But this media kiss is like a whole different beast … it’s totally negative attention.”

Cocktails with Patrick Recap - Tuesday, 6/1/10

(thanks Casey... we are truly blessed to have your recaps!)

Memorial Day Weekend Patrick and Chloe went out with with Taylor and Brett this Memorial Day weekend. They went to a nice restaurant that they did not have nice reservations at but Taylor pretended they did and she used her Cosmo credentials to get them a table. Patrick was impressed with Taylor’s skills. After that they went to a membership only roof top club and Taylor worked her magic again. Patrick and Chloe also R.S.V.P.’d to Taylor and Brett’s wedding. Lea was getting over being sick and she watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians and made a trip to Target.

Does Lea Have a Boyfriend? Patrick mentions that Lea has a “date” tomorrow night with Spot (Christian) from the Rich and Covino show. Lea said it is not a date they are just hanging out as friends. They are going out to the Conan O’Brian show and they will be getting some food.

Cocks with P Breaks the Band If you or anyone you know is an undiscovered musical talent please submit your music to cockswithpbreakstheband@gmail.com Patrick and Lea. You can submit originals or covers. Though Patrick said they would probably promote the women a little more heavily because it is the “fun, fearless female station” he encouraged men to submit music too. Music played today: Tara - Heart of Fire (original song) and Christian with a dance song about a girl who is turning 18 (Patrick didn’t mention the song title). Tweet your responses there will also be a Facebook page coming soon.

Rocky Update Rocky from Kansas sent an email to update Patrick that he had gone on a date. However it did not go well because he commented on her spray tan. Patrick thinks that might be some possible insight into why his dating life isn’t going so well.

Nipple Enhancers The visible nipple look is in right now. Victoria’s Secret even sells bras with “nipple enhancement”. Patrick wanted to know why girls hate on other girls nipples. Lea asked if Patrick would rather see nipples or cleavage. There was also a conversation about whether or not women were insecure about their nipples. A lot of women called in to say they were insecure about their nipples. The conversation then turned into padded bras and false advertising. Men wanted to know why we would false advertise because they would rather know what they are working with up front. Patrick said touching a padded bra is a weird sensation. The average size a guy is into out of a poll of 50,000 men turned out to be around 34B or C cup. One male caller said that some of the better breasts he had seen were actually A or B out of a bra.

Is it Crossing a Line if your Boyfriend/Girlfriend gets a Massage from a Coworker? General consensus was yes, this is inappropriate. If your partner is bothered by something it is crossing a line.

Last Call Lea saw Sex and the City and she liked the first movie better because it was a roller coaster of emotion.

Heidi and Spencer have separated.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have reportedly bought a house in Louisiana.

Mario Lopez is planning an upcoming memoir and reality show about fatherhood.

Khloe Kardashian is not pregnant.

New Couple Alert: Adrian Brody and January Jones.

Poll Question of the Day - What do you think guys use porn for?

An escape/fantasy - 49%

Ideas for what to do with you later - 9%

It’s just used as part of the routine - 42%