Wake Up! with Taylor Recap - 3/9/10

7 Things you Need to know Before you Go

1. Betty White has agreed to be on Saturday Night Live.
2. Miley Cyrus told Ryan Seacrest on the Red Carpet that she is dating Liam Hemsworth.
3. Lindsay Lohan is no longer involved in Ungaro Fashion collection. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/chronstyle/detail?entry_id=58790
4. Drinking moderate levels (2-3 glasses per day) of alcohol can actually keep weight off your middle! Red wine has the best effects, but even white wine, beer and spirits can help.
5. Starbucks is coming out with a 31 oz. drink called the Trenta (Italian for 30). This is only available for the iced coffee and ice tea. They are competing with McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts who have a similar size. The unsweetened ice tea reportedly has less than 5 calories!
6. Brooke Burke will be replacing Samantha Harris as the co-host of Dancing With the Stars.
7. Paula Deen's sons have come out with a magazine for men who like to cook, the Deen Bros. Good Cooking. Go to mantestedrecipes.com for more information.

Victoria was not part of today's show.

Early in the show they had a No He Didn't in response to Brett's opinions of the Marriage Ref. Taylor and Brett disagree about the times when it is inappropriate to not wear a wedding ring in public.

The April issue of Cosmo is out on news stands. Lady Gaga is the cover girl. Taylor talked about how much she is a powerful woman and someone to look up to. (I, for one, am still trying to figure this chick[?] out.)

They received a Don't Do It Gal via email. Queue "Reading Rainbow" music since Taylor had not read the email over before going on air with it.

(I hope I recap this right... but you'll get the jist) Chicky-poo moved away with a guy, against her friends' recommendations. She and this guy only has seen each other for a couple weeks. There was never any "p in the v" action. She cheated on this guy with a guy who later ended up being her husband. The old guy, after many years, got back in touch with her and asked if they could meet up. Both of them have been married, so she didn't see any harm in it. 10 minutes into hanging with him, he basically professed his love for her and how he missed out. He whispered in her ear about how he loved her at that angle and followed her home and kissed her on her neck. She wants to know if she tells her husband or not because this guy is going to be in town for work for some time. They are bound to run into each other. Kenny and Taylor thought she definitely needs to tell him, but they spent a lot of time contemplating how she should tell him... and which details to divulge. They played Kanye West's Big Ego a few times while getting through this story.

They spoke with Smile Tone. Apparently he is a YouTube sensation... he sure was hilarious with his crazy stories. But I couldn't find him online. Sorry. They discussed Lady Gaga with him. (please correct me if I have his name wrong or if you have any info on him)

Taylor had her Almost Hitched Bitch segment today. She first asked Kenny if she could have his Save the Date back to give to someone else, as they ran out of them. She has gotten her dress. She just about has the caterer. She has the house for her family. She has not planned her bachelorette party yet. She figured out that Brett's bachelor party is potentially the same weekend as Cosmo's bikini bash in Vegas. She had an evil laugh, as she just didn't have a choice but to be there as the same time as his bachelor party. He wasn't too happy. Taylor would rather just have a one-night party, but she feels she has to compete with Brett since he's going to have a whole weekend in Vegas.

Tomorrow He Said, She Said will be on at 1pm ET with Kenny and Victoria.