Kenny's Married!

Chelsea and Kenny got married in a beautiful wedding on September 14th! Congrats Mr. Mans and Mrs. Mans! :)

Wake Up with Taylor - 7/22/10

Taylor is in the Hamptons getting ready for the wedding

7 Things you need to know before you go & MORE!

1. Angelina and Brad are suing over false stories.
2. Simon Monjack died of the same thing as Brittany Murphy. Had pneumonia and used the same drugs she did.
3. Auditions for the new Simon are underway. Chris Isaac is in a front runner position.
4. CBS cancelled As the World Turns and are bringing in a 5 day/week panel show, which is basically like an LA-based View, which discusses the hosts home lives and popular topics.
5. Christina Applegate is pregnant.
6. Steve Carrell says that just because he’s leaving doesn’t mean that The Office is over. They will do great without him.
7. Patti Stenger says that Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is raising red flags. Patti thinks he’s using Jessica.
8. Oksana may have tried extorting money Mel Gibson. She had threatened to release the tapes (as she did).
9. Comedy Central is going to have a Roast of David Hasselhoff. Pamela Anderson, Jerry Springer, Hulk Hogan, Lisa Lampinelli and Seth McFarland are planning to be there.
10. Blonds do have more fun… they tend to earn more money, but they also spend more. Brunettes and red-heads make less, but they hold on to more.
11. Kevin Smith bought a house from Ben Affleck and said that the most interesting thing about the house was a panic room that Ben had built in the bedroom, behind a bookcase. The room was only 2’x2’. It includes a phone and video monitoring. He doesn’t use it now; it’s where they store the kids Christmas presents.
12. Dita von Teese was asked about her beauty routine. She says that the natural look that is achieved by some people may take the same or more time than her look. She just sets her hair in curlers and uses different colored makeup.

Victoria and Kenny talked about the stolen cupcakes and how they are going to figure out who took them. Victoria purposely wrapped them in a plain, white, plastic wrap and secured it shut with packing tape. They put it on the 37^th floor instead of the 36^th because that is where the “suits” are and it would be less likely that someone would take them. Lots of people called in (including me!).

Cooper, Victoria’s Chihuahua, had another star sighting. Vic was bringing him for a walk on the Bridle Path and Cooper ran to “Mr. Big”.

Taylor called in at the beginning of the 3^rd hour from the Hamptons. They had breakfast and had to make a run because she got the “fever”. They are getting massages. Brett yelled from the background to follow him on Twitter. They are just chillaxin. Last night they visited the vineyard and had a glass of Rose. The wedding planner came. Taylor mentioned that she doesn’t like zig-zag of anything. She likes nice, clean straight lines. Kenny played “Haven’t Met you Yet” in honor of them.

Dr. Wider – Am I normal?

Kenny has a callus on the side of his foot that he can’t get rid of. She said that the shoes might just be a wrong fit. Suggested that he cover it with a bandaid until the shoes are broken in.

Hangover treatment: Most of the hangover effects come from dehydration. Drink slowly and on a full stomach. Women tend to get drunk faster than men. They have less enzymes to break down the alcohol. Drink water between each drink. Women shouldn’t have more than 1 drink per day. Men, no more than 2. Once you have a hangover, consume things with fructose such as honey or fruit… orange juice. Greasy food may just be a psychological cure. Protein from eggs may speed the metabolism. And something in eggs may also help filter the liver. Replenish with Gatorade to get liquid and electrolytes. Coconut water works well too.  Coffee will continue to dehydrate.

Wake up with Taylor - 7.21.10

Taylor's last day on the show before the wedding and honeymoon!

1. Jail insiders have been talking about LiLo's time in jail. She is next to Alexis Neiers. Lindsay is only allowed a tiny pack of toothpaste, bar of soap and some shampoo and she only showers every-other day. They took her hair extensions and everything else she has. There is one central TV, for the guards, that is in a central location that she can watch through the bars. It's a loop of I Love Lucy, local news and Wheel of Fortune.

2. Jennifer Aniston has a stalker, and has been granted a restraining order against him. Jason Payton carved "I Love you Jennifer Aniston" into his car. He was found with a sharp object and duct tape at a place she frequents.

3. Jesse James is planning to move to Austin to be close to Sandra. Jesse has custody of Sonny. The Mom is working for custody.

4. Aubrey O'Day is coming to TV... "Aubrey O'Day Project" on Oxygen, about getting back into the music industry

5. A new trend is french manicures with colors instead of just white. Squared off tops on acrylic. Jennifer Love Hewitt has donned the look.

6. Glamtox sticks are an ingestible collagen that smoothes out wrinkles from the inside-out. A box contains two weeks worth, that you drink with water. It is available at Nordstrom.

7. Ali Larter is expecting her first child.

8. MTV says that the whole group will be back for the 3rd season of Jersey Shore and they will be back in NJ.

9. Vanessa Hudgins is going to be playing Mimi in the Hollywood version of "Rent".

Taylor opened her gifts from the listeners: Over $300 in gift cards to Bloomingdales. (Good job guys!)
Taylor said she can't wait to buy clothes... and then said, just kidding. She said she is embarrassed.

Coley Biggins, from Hits 1... also Taylor's friend... ran into one of their old friends ("Schmea") from college. Schmea went psycho on them, beat Nicole up, punched Taylor. Taylor accidentally knocked her tooth out with a set of keys she threw to her. Their friendships ended. Nicole ran into her a couple times recently and this last time Schmea asked Nicole if she wanted to get a drink or something on the weekend and she mentioned Taylor's wedding. Schmea was obviously sad and upset. Taylor said she will probably get together with her now that this had happened. But it all made Taylor really realize she is getting married, to know it had an affect on someone.

Charles left his mark for the wedding (we love Charles!):


WEDDING DAY ODDS

Odds that Taylor hits Brett within 1 hour of being married: 3 to 1

Odds that Taylor stops walking the aisle to comment on someone’s shoes in the church: 2 to 1

Odds that the preacher performing the ceremony gives a marriage version of ‘seven things to know before you go’: 5 to 1

Odds that Vic...t...oria rolls her eyes at the best man’s speech: Even

Odds that Kenny gives a toast but sneaks in a plug for the Minneapolis show: 2 to 1

Odds that Taylor compares at least one part of her wedding to a ‘Sex and The City’ episode: 4 to 1

Odds she compares the same part to ‘True Blood’: 2 to 1

Odds that Taylor gets into a fistfight with the caterer: Even

Odds some smart ass yells ‘Don’t do it, gal’ during the ceremony: 5 to 1

Odds that it’s Kenny: 2 to 1

Odds that Taylor is pregnant within one month: 250 to 1

Odds that Taylor mentions ‘poop’ at least twice during the ceremony: 2 to 1

No She Didn't

Taylor went to buy makeup and the ladies that were working were really pushing the products on her. A lady put some lotion on Taylor's hand and Taylor figured she was smoothing it out with a brush, but she applied it to her face! HER FACE! Taylor freaked out, as she should, and told the lady she is getting married this next weekend and she can't do that without asking. The lady was actually mad at Taylor. Ugh... no she didn't!

The Bachelor Party Begins!

They invited stripper, Rachel, into the studio. Despite all the ish-talking about strippers, Taylor really liked Rachel, as did Victoria and Kenny. She was pretty and nice and down-to-earth. As she was giving Taylor a lap dance, they discussed shoes and makeup and girly things. :) Loved it.

The Bachelorette party began in the 3rd hour and started with California Gurls by Katy Perry and some champagne. Victoria and Kenny both said really sweet words about how excited they were for the wedding. 

Around :20, a "listener" who loves Taylor came into studio to talk to her before getting married. He game in dressed as a Navy guy. He asked Tay about her knees and if she wanted to see his knees. This turned in to him stripping for her. She really thought that he was a listener!!!

After the stripper, they had karaoke. Taylor sang karaoke to "I want your sex"... it was amazing. She is REALLY awesome at karaoke.

Good Luck with your wedding Taylor!! XOXOXOXOXO

Wake Up with Taylor Recap - 7/19/10

IT'S TAYLOR'S WEDDING WEEK!!!!


7 Things you need to know before you go

1. Paris Hilton was held on the island of Corsica for possession of marijuana, less than a gram. She wasn't arrested and tweeted that she was having a great time on vacation.

2. LiLo hired Robert Shapiro, but he requires that she complies to all of his requirements.

3. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged and shopping around a reality show about their wedding.

4. Nick Cannon says that Mariah is not pregnant. Cannon is kicking off a comedy tour.

5. Celebrity Rehab has their new cast: Jason Whaler (from the Hills), Jeremy London, Janice Dickinson, Rachel Uchatel, Lief Gerritt, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, and Frankie Lons.

6. Rachel Uchatel may also appear on Celebrity Apprentice.

7. Spencer addressed the divorce between him and Heidi and said that he wants fame, in whatever form, Heidi believes in bad publicity. She is all about puppies and hiking.


No He Didn't

Guy?... (I think the OTHER Kenny) said to Brett- "Before you get married, make sure you suck that pimple off her chest." For the record, Taylor says it's a mole. Can't believe he said that!


Almost Hitched Bitch

They talked a lot about how Taylor isn't allowing guests to bring a date. Taylor says that she is pretty sure she knows everyone who is coming, she doesn't want to meet new people at her wedding. Pam called in about how she knew someone who brought a date anyway. Taylor said she will go ape-shit if someone does that at her wedding.

Taylor noticed the picture of her, Victoria and Kenny on Facebook that I Photoshopped into an old 80's photo. LOL

A couple that Kenny met, Christina and Joel, came onto the show. They are in NY for their 13 anniversary, as well as her 20th high school anniversary. They have kids that are 9, 7 and 5... a boy, girl and girl, respectively.

They had a lot of fun at her high school reunion. Joel didn't know anyone, but had a great time. Ended up on the dance floor with some chick... Christina said WTF. They are both psychologists. Christina said that Joel was a jerk right after marriage, but when she called him out on it, he immediately adjusted.

Wake Up! with Taylor Recap - Tuesday, 4/6/10

7 things you need to know before you go

1.  Nicollette Sheridan is suing 'Desperate Housewives' creator Marc Cherry for battery and wrongful termination.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/04/07/2010-04-07_desperate_housewives_all_back_nicollette_sheridans_suit_but_wont_dish_on_drama_w.html#ixzz0kQ6wFk1K

2. Tiger Woods had a press conference. He said his lowest point was when he missed his son’s first birthday because he was in rehab. Elin will not be at the Masters.  The FKCST doesn’t think he has owned up to what he has done wrong yet. He’s not apologizing properly.

3. Rhianna will have “Last Girl on Earth” Tour this summer with Ke$ha.

4. Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift score CMT award nominations and will vie for domination during the award ceremony in June.

5. Major League Baseball’s on-site concessions will see a change. They are looking to add vegetarian and gluten-free options, as well as old fashioned milk shake, kettle corn, etc. Hot dogs still remain the most consumed food at the stadiums.

6. Heidi Montag is still talking about her surgeries. She has videos of the surgeries and she will watch them. Her bra size is now between and E and F. She had her sides contoured and her back scooped out. She can’t exercise because her boobs are too big and she has a hard time hugging people because she is so frail.

7. There is a poll on Time’s website for the most influential person. Currenty Lady Gaga is in the lead. Makes you wonder what type of poll it is when even Snookie is in the running.

No She Didn’t

“When people say ‘You’re so beautiful’ it makes me want to kill myself! As an actress you want to be seen for what you do, for the characters you can play, otherwise I’d be a model.”

—Eva Green in British Vogue.

They talked about compliments and how people take them. Taylor said that women are almost trained from a young age not to take the compliments at face value because sometimes they are said without good intent. Like when they compliment your hair and turn around and talk about how bad it is.

Friend or Frenemy

A guy calls a girl at 1:30 in the morning. Should your friend tell you it is just a booty call or that the guy must really like you. We all know it was for a booty call, but as a friend, do you tell her what she wants to hear? Or do you risk breaking up something good by telling her what you think is really going on?

Lisa Oz Interview

She has a new book coming out. US: Transforming Ourselves and the Relationships that Matter Most. Read more about it here: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Books/us-transforming-relationships-matter-lisa-oz/story?id=10288653

She had a dream about Dr. Oz 6 months before they met. She saw his face. Then they met and fell in love.

Almost hitched bitch

Taylor asked about being on your sig other’s “team”. Victoria said that it is good that you are on their team and you will continue to strengthen that bond where you always want to stick up for them.

Dr. Marmur – Dermatologist

Getting your face wedding ready. Is it a myth that you need a facial every month for 6 months prior to the wedding? She said it is definitely not needed and is a myth. If you can afford it as a luxury, then go for it. But it’s not “needed”. She recommends moisturizer, sunscreen and don’t do too much experimentation or you will throw things off. Taylor talked about how her face has been better since she quit her birth control. Marmur said that using birth control with low progesterone is best to keep away from having acne problems.

Kenny’s Question Corner

Are girls ever with guys that are weaker than them? Taylor said “YES!” and talked about how Brett dropped a table on her the night before as she tried to help him when the table broke. Kenny said that once he was wrestling around with a girl and he had a hard time pinning her down.

They talked about Mischa Barton’s bad outfit. Yellow leggings with a shirt that he has tied up below her boobs. She has a flabby tummy and the outfit is just, generally, not flattering at all.

Wake Up! with Taylor Recap - 3/9/10

7 Things you Need to know Before you Go

1. Betty White has agreed to be on Saturday Night Live.
2. Miley Cyrus told Ryan Seacrest on the Red Carpet that she is dating Liam Hemsworth.
3. Lindsay Lohan is no longer involved in Ungaro Fashion collection. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/chronstyle/detail?entry_id=58790
4. Drinking moderate levels (2-3 glasses per day) of alcohol can actually keep weight off your middle! Red wine has the best effects, but even white wine, beer and spirits can help.
5. Starbucks is coming out with a 31 oz. drink called the Trenta (Italian for 30). This is only available for the iced coffee and ice tea. They are competing with McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts who have a similar size. The unsweetened ice tea reportedly has less than 5 calories!
6. Brooke Burke will be replacing Samantha Harris as the co-host of Dancing With the Stars.
7. Paula Deen's sons have come out with a magazine for men who like to cook, the Deen Bros. Good Cooking. Go to mantestedrecipes.com for more information.

Victoria was not part of today's show.

Early in the show they had a No He Didn't in response to Brett's opinions of the Marriage Ref. Taylor and Brett disagree about the times when it is inappropriate to not wear a wedding ring in public.

The April issue of Cosmo is out on news stands. Lady Gaga is the cover girl. Taylor talked about how much she is a powerful woman and someone to look up to. (I, for one, am still trying to figure this chick[?] out.)

They received a Don't Do It Gal via email. Queue "Reading Rainbow" music since Taylor had not read the email over before going on air with it.

(I hope I recap this right... but you'll get the jist) Chicky-poo moved away with a guy, against her friends' recommendations. She and this guy only has seen each other for a couple weeks. There was never any "p in the v" action. She cheated on this guy with a guy who later ended up being her husband. The old guy, after many years, got back in touch with her and asked if they could meet up. Both of them have been married, so she didn't see any harm in it. 10 minutes into hanging with him, he basically professed his love for her and how he missed out. He whispered in her ear about how he loved her at that angle and followed her home and kissed her on her neck. She wants to know if she tells her husband or not because this guy is going to be in town for work for some time. They are bound to run into each other. Kenny and Taylor thought she definitely needs to tell him, but they spent a lot of time contemplating how she should tell him... and which details to divulge. They played Kanye West's Big Ego a few times while getting through this story.

They spoke with Smile Tone. Apparently he is a YouTube sensation... he sure was hilarious with his crazy stories. But I couldn't find him online. Sorry. They discussed Lady Gaga with him. (please correct me if I have his name wrong or if you have any info on him)

Taylor had her Almost Hitched Bitch segment today. She first asked Kenny if she could have his Save the Date back to give to someone else, as they ran out of them. She has gotten her dress. She just about has the caterer. She has the house for her family. She has not planned her bachelorette party yet. She figured out that Brett's bachelor party is potentially the same weekend as Cosmo's bikini bash in Vegas. She had an evil laugh, as she just didn't have a choice but to be there as the same time as his bachelor party. He wasn't too happy. Taylor would rather just have a one-night party, but she feels she has to compete with Brett since he's going to have a whole weekend in Vegas.

Tomorrow He Said, She Said will be on at 1pm ET with Kenny and Victoria.