Wake Up with Taylor Recap - 7/19/10

IT'S TAYLOR'S WEDDING WEEK!!!!


7 Things you need to know before you go

1. Paris Hilton was held on the island of Corsica for possession of marijuana, less than a gram. She wasn't arrested and tweeted that she was having a great time on vacation.

2. LiLo hired Robert Shapiro, but he requires that she complies to all of his requirements.

3. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged and shopping around a reality show about their wedding.

4. Nick Cannon says that Mariah is not pregnant. Cannon is kicking off a comedy tour.

5. Celebrity Rehab has their new cast: Jason Whaler (from the Hills), Jeremy London, Janice Dickinson, Rachel Uchatel, Lief Gerritt, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, and Frankie Lons.

6. Rachel Uchatel may also appear on Celebrity Apprentice.

7. Spencer addressed the divorce between him and Heidi and said that he wants fame, in whatever form, Heidi believes in bad publicity. She is all about puppies and hiking.


No He Didn't

Guy?... (I think the OTHER Kenny) said to Brett- "Before you get married, make sure you suck that pimple off her chest." For the record, Taylor says it's a mole. Can't believe he said that!


Almost Hitched Bitch

They talked a lot about how Taylor isn't allowing guests to bring a date. Taylor says that she is pretty sure she knows everyone who is coming, she doesn't want to meet new people at her wedding. Pam called in about how she knew someone who brought a date anyway. Taylor said she will go ape-shit if someone does that at her wedding.

Taylor noticed the picture of her, Victoria and Kenny on Facebook that I Photoshopped into an old 80's photo. LOL

A couple that Kenny met, Christina and Joel, came onto the show. They are in NY for their 13 anniversary, as well as her 20th high school anniversary. They have kids that are 9, 7 and 5... a boy, girl and girl, respectively.

They had a lot of fun at her high school reunion. Joel didn't know anyone, but had a great time. Ended up on the dance floor with some chick... Christina said WTF. They are both psychologists. Christina said that Joel was a jerk right after marriage, but when she called him out on it, he immediately adjusted.