1. Jail insiders have been talking about LiLo's time in jail. She is next to Alexis Neiers. Lindsay is only allowed a tiny pack of toothpaste, bar of soap and some shampoo and she only showers every-other day. They took her hair extensions and everything else she has. There is one central TV, for the guards, that is in a central location that she can watch through the bars. It's a loop of I Love Lucy, local news and Wheel of Fortune.
2. Jennifer Aniston has a stalker, and has been granted a restraining order against him. Jason Payton carved "I Love you Jennifer Aniston" into his car. He was found with a sharp object and duct tape at a place she frequents.
3. Jesse James is planning to move to Austin to be close to Sandra. Jesse has custody of Sonny. The Mom is working for custody.
4. Aubrey O'Day is coming to TV... "Aubrey O'Day Project" on Oxygen, about getting back into the music industry
5. A new trend is french manicures with colors instead of just white. Squared off tops on acrylic. Jennifer Love Hewitt has donned the look.
6. Glamtox sticks are an ingestible collagen that smoothes out wrinkles from the inside-out. A box contains two weeks worth, that you drink with water. It is available at Nordstrom.
7. Ali Larter is expecting her first child.
8. MTV says that the whole group will be back for the 3rd season of Jersey Shore and they will be back in NJ.
9. Vanessa Hudgins is going to be playing Mimi in the Hollywood version of "Rent".
Taylor opened her gifts from the listeners: Over $300 in gift cards to Bloomingdales. (Good job guys!)
Taylor said she can't wait to buy clothes... and then said, just kidding. She said she is embarrassed.
Coley Biggins, from Hits 1... also Taylor's friend... ran into one of their old friends ("Schmea") from college. Schmea went psycho on them, beat Nicole up, punched Taylor. Taylor accidentally knocked her tooth out with a set of keys she threw to her. Their friendships ended. Nicole ran into her a couple times recently and this last time Schmea asked Nicole if she wanted to get a drink or something on the weekend and she mentioned Taylor's wedding. Schmea was obviously sad and upset. Taylor said she will probably get together with her now that this had happened. But it all made Taylor really realize she is getting married, to know it had an affect on someone.
Charles left his mark for the wedding (we love Charles!):
WEDDING DAY ODDS
Odds that Taylor hits Brett within 1 hour of being married: 3 to 1
Odds that Taylor stops walking the aisle to comment on someone’s shoes in the church: 2 to 1
Odds that the preacher performing the ceremony gives a marriage version of ‘seven things to know before you go’: 5 to 1
Odds that Vic...t...oria rolls her eyes at the best man’s speech: Even
Odds that Kenny gives a toast but sneaks in a plug for the Minneapolis show: 2 to 1
Odds that Taylor compares at least one part of her wedding to a ‘Sex and The City’ episode: 4 to 1
Odds she compares the same part to ‘True Blood’: 2 to 1
Odds that Taylor gets into a fistfight with the caterer: Even
Odds some smart ass yells ‘Don’t do it, gal’ during the ceremony: 5 to 1
Odds that it’s Kenny: 2 to 1
Odds that Taylor is pregnant within one month: 250 to 1
Odds that Taylor mentions ‘poop’ at least twice during the ceremony: 2 to 1
No She Didn't
Taylor went to buy makeup and the ladies that were working were really pushing the products on her. A lady put some lotion on Taylor's hand and Taylor figured she was smoothing it out with a brush, but she applied it to her face! HER FACE! Taylor freaked out, as she should, and told the lady she is getting married this next weekend and she can't do that without asking. The lady was actually mad at Taylor. Ugh... no she didn't!
The Bachelor Party Begins!
They invited stripper, Rachel, into the studio. Despite all the ish-talking about strippers, Taylor really liked Rachel, as did Victoria and Kenny. She was pretty and nice and down-to-earth. As she was giving Taylor a lap dance, they discussed shoes and makeup and girly things. :) Loved it.
The Bachelorette party began in the 3rd hour and started with California Gurls by Katy Perry and some champagne. Victoria and Kenny both said really sweet words about how excited they were for the wedding.
Around :20, a "listener" who loves Taylor came into studio to talk to her before getting married. He game in dressed as a Navy guy. He asked Tay about her knees and if she wanted to see his knees. This turned in to him stripping for her. She really thought that he was a listener!!!
After the stripper, they had karaoke. Taylor sang karaoke to "I want your sex"... it was amazing. She is REALLY awesome at karaoke.
Good Luck with your wedding Taylor!! XOXOXOXOXO
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