Wake Up with Taylor - 7/22/10

Taylor is in the Hamptons getting ready for the wedding

7 Things you need to know before you go & MORE!

1. Angelina and Brad are suing over false stories.
2. Simon Monjack died of the same thing as Brittany Murphy. Had pneumonia and used the same drugs she did.
3. Auditions for the new Simon are underway. Chris Isaac is in a front runner position.
4. CBS cancelled As the World Turns and are bringing in a 5 day/week panel show, which is basically like an LA-based View, which discusses the hosts home lives and popular topics.
5. Christina Applegate is pregnant.
6. Steve Carrell says that just because he’s leaving doesn’t mean that The Office is over. They will do great without him.
7. Patti Stenger says that Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is raising red flags. Patti thinks he’s using Jessica.
8. Oksana may have tried extorting money Mel Gibson. She had threatened to release the tapes (as she did).
9. Comedy Central is going to have a Roast of David Hasselhoff. Pamela Anderson, Jerry Springer, Hulk Hogan, Lisa Lampinelli and Seth McFarland are planning to be there.
10. Blonds do have more fun… they tend to earn more money, but they also spend more. Brunettes and red-heads make less, but they hold on to more.
11. Kevin Smith bought a house from Ben Affleck and said that the most interesting thing about the house was a panic room that Ben had built in the bedroom, behind a bookcase. The room was only 2’x2’. It includes a phone and video monitoring. He doesn’t use it now; it’s where they store the kids Christmas presents.
12. Dita von Teese was asked about her beauty routine. She says that the natural look that is achieved by some people may take the same or more time than her look. She just sets her hair in curlers and uses different colored makeup.

Victoria and Kenny talked about the stolen cupcakes and how they are going to figure out who took them. Victoria purposely wrapped them in a plain, white, plastic wrap and secured it shut with packing tape. They put it on the 37^th floor instead of the 36^th because that is where the “suits” are and it would be less likely that someone would take them. Lots of people called in (including me!).

Cooper, Victoria’s Chihuahua, had another star sighting. Vic was bringing him for a walk on the Bridle Path and Cooper ran to “Mr. Big”.

Taylor called in at the beginning of the 3^rd hour from the Hamptons. They had breakfast and had to make a run because she got the “fever”. They are getting massages. Brett yelled from the background to follow him on Twitter. They are just chillaxin. Last night they visited the vineyard and had a glass of Rose. The wedding planner came. Taylor mentioned that she doesn’t like zig-zag of anything. She likes nice, clean straight lines. Kenny played “Haven’t Met you Yet” in honor of them.

Dr. Wider – Am I normal?

Kenny has a callus on the side of his foot that he can’t get rid of. She said that the shoes might just be a wrong fit. Suggested that he cover it with a bandaid until the shoes are broken in.

Hangover treatment: Most of the hangover effects come from dehydration. Drink slowly and on a full stomach. Women tend to get drunk faster than men. They have less enzymes to break down the alcohol. Drink water between each drink. Women shouldn’t have more than 1 drink per day. Men, no more than 2. Once you have a hangover, consume things with fructose such as honey or fruit… orange juice. Greasy food may just be a psychological cure. Protein from eggs may speed the metabolism. And something in eggs may also help filter the liver. Replenish with Gatorade to get liquid and electrolytes. Coconut water works well too.  Coffee will continue to dehydrate.