Showing posts with label No She didn't. Show all posts
Showing posts with label No She didn't. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Wake Up! with Taylor Recap - Tuesday, 4/6/10

7 things you need to know before you go

1.  Nicollette Sheridan is suing 'Desperate Housewives' creator Marc Cherry for battery and wrongful termination.


2. Tiger Woods had a press conference. He said his lowest point was when he missed his son’s first birthday because he was in rehab. Elin will not be at the Masters.  The FKCST doesn’t think he has owned up to what he has done wrong yet. He’s not apologizing properly.

3. Rhianna will have “Last Girl on Earth” Tour this summer with Ke$ha.

4. Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift score CMT award nominations and will vie for domination during the award ceremony in June.

5. Major League Baseball’s on-site concessions will see a change. They are looking to add vegetarian and gluten-free options, as well as old fashioned milk shake, kettle corn, etc. Hot dogs still remain the most consumed food at the stadiums.

6. Heidi Montag is still talking about her surgeries. She has videos of the surgeries and she will watch them. Her bra size is now between and E and F. She had her sides contoured and her back scooped out. She can’t exercise because her boobs are too big and she has a hard time hugging people because she is so frail.

7. There is a poll on Time’s website for the most influential person. Currenty Lady Gaga is in the lead. Makes you wonder what type of poll it is when even Snookie is in the running.

No She Didn’t

“When people say ‘You’re so beautiful’ it makes me want to kill myself! As an actress you want to be seen for what you do, for the characters you can play, otherwise I’d be a model.”
—Eva Green in British Vogue.

They talked about compliments and how people take them. Taylor said that women are almost trained from a young age not to take the compliments at face value because sometimes they are said without good intent. Like when they compliment your hair and turn around and talk about how bad it is.

Friend or Frenemy

A guy calls a girl at 1:30 in the morning. Should your friend tell you it is just a booty call or that the guy must really like you. We all know it was for a booty call, but as a friend, do you tell her what she wants to hear? Or do you risk breaking up something good by telling her what you think is really going on?

Lisa Oz Interview

She has a new book coming out. US: Transforming Ourselves and the Relationships that Matter Most. Read more about it here: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Books/us-transforming-relationships-matter-lisa-oz/story?id=10288653

She had a dream about Dr. Oz 6 months before they met. She saw his face. Then they met and fell in love.

Almost hitched bitch

Taylor asked about being on your sig other’s “team”. Victoria said that it is good that you are on their team and you will continue to strengthen that bond where you always want to stick up for them.

Dr. Marmur – Dermatologist

Getting your face wedding ready. Is it a myth that you need a facial every month for 6 months prior to the wedding? She said it is definitely not needed and is a myth. If you can afford it as a luxury, then go for it. But it’s not “needed”. She recommends moisturizer, sunscreen and don’t do too much experimentation or you will throw things off. Taylor talked about how her face has been better since she quit her birth control. Marmur said that using birth control with low progesterone is best to keep away from having acne problems.

Kenny’s Question Corner

Are girls ever with guys that are weaker than them? Taylor said “YES!” and talked about how Brett dropped a table on her the night before as she tried to help him when the table broke. Kenny said that once he was wrestling around with a girl and he had a hard time pinning her down.

They talked about Mischa Barton’s bad outfit. Yellow leggings with a shirt that he has tied up below her boobs. She has a flabby tummy and the outfit is just, generally, not flattering at all.





Monday, March 8, 2010

Wake Up! with Taylor Recap - Monday, 3/8/2010

7 Things you Need to know Before you Go

  1. Tom Cruise was in a motorcycle accident yesterday afternoon. He was seen limping, but did not go to the hospital. His bike is now completely torn apart.
  2. Kim Zolciak, from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, claims to not have a female lover and says she is “in a great place” with her as-yet-unnamed, still-not-divorced boyfriend, Big Poppa.
  3. Sandra Bullock won an Oscar for Best Actress the same weekend she won a Razzy for “All About Steve”… she walked in with a wagon of DVDs to give away to the audience. She also received a razzy for Worst On-Screen Couple with Bradley Cooper. Other Razzies went to Transformers for Worst Director, Worst Picture, and Worst ScreenPlay. The Jonas Brothers, all three, brought home a Razzy for Worst Actors.
  4. Farrah Faucett was left out of a tribute to the actors who passed away in the last year… as well as Bea Arthur. Judd Nelson got viewers tweeting about how he looked like a crackhead and meth-face.
  5. Michael Lohan was rushed to the hospital in the middle of a physical because he was having chest pains. The doctors claim he had a “near stroke”.
  6. Urban Outfitters is getting into the bridal industry. They will be coming out with wedding gowns, invitations, bridesmaids dresses and even a registry, amongst many other wedding supplies. This could possibly be the debut of the “bridester” look. Their gowns will be under the Anthropology label and sell for $1000 to $5000.
  7. Fun, Fearless female Kathryn Bigelow, Director of “The Hurt Locker”, made history as the first female to win the Best Director at the Oscars.

The Wake Up Crew started the show off talking about their weekends. Kenny had a good weekend and a show in Farmingville, NY. The show was a block away from where Kenny grew up, so a lot of his family and old childhood friends showed up. He loved having so many people he knew in the audience. There were also a lot of “cougars” there that were hitting on Kenny. He thinks that around 6-7 women were trying to pick him up. Victoria hosted a baby shower and said it will be her last. She spent Friday night cooking until 2am and woke up early on Saturday to do some more. She was happy that she had a stocked bar, as all the women (besides the mom-to-be) had lots of cocktails. Victoria was surprised at all the baby gadgets she had no clue about. Taylor had an adventurous weekend taking care of her friend, Nicole’s, little shitzu named Phoebe. On top of taking on this responsibility, their elevator broke and they live on the 8th floor. So Taylor really didn’t want to have to go down to bring the dog out. Brett got up after the dog whined all night and ended up stepping in dog poop. (LMAO) They also went out to see Shutter Island, which she highly recommends.

After that, Taylor declared a No SHE Didn’t. A friend of hers told her that she wasn’t sure Taylor should have kids after she listened to Taylor complain of all the problems that happened with the dog. Callers called in and reassured her that taking care of a dog is harder than taking care of a child, mostly because you work your way into being a parent… Dogs will always need help eating, going to the bathroom, etc.
Cosmo’s Conversation Starter: Will you be a bad parent if you can’t handle a puppy?
Kenny’s Question Corner: Do you think the sounds your shoes make are annoying?
They played “Whistlin’” (Yay!)
Kenny will be at the FunnyBone in Hartford, CT this Thursday. Get Tickets Here.

They talked to Nigel Barker from America’s Next Top Model. Season 14 starts on Wednesday.

They also talked to James Vander Beek, Dawson from Dawson’s Creek. (Love!) Victoria was totally star-struck, and talked about how she would always barricade herself in her room to watch Dawson’s Creek. No one could interrupt. Taylor always cried to the opening song of the show.... “I Don’t Want To Wait” by Paula Cole.

Victoria didn’t like Michelle Williams, but Kenny did. Victoria said, Of course you did… because she was slutty!

They spent a lot of the interview reminiscing about Dawson’s creek, talking about when the characters lost their virginity, discussing how Joey really should have ended up with Dawson instead of Pacey and how Pacey slept with the teacher.

Dawson… ehrm… I mean James, is in a new show debuting on NBC on Wednesday nights called Mercy. He is filming the show in Caucus, NJ.

Taylor would like him to come back again, but next time he should come in as Dawson. J

Guys Uncensored will be on the air tomorrow at 11 am ET. 

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