7 Things you Need to know Before you Go
- Tom Cruise was in a motorcycle accident yesterday afternoon. He was seen limping, but did not go to the hospital. His bike is now completely torn apart.
- Kim Zolciak, from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, claims to not have a female lover and says she is “in a great place” with her as-yet-unnamed, still-not-divorced boyfriend, Big Poppa.
- Sandra Bullock won an Oscar for Best Actress the same weekend she won a Razzy for “All About Steve”… she walked in with a wagon of DVDs to give away to the audience. She also received a razzy for Worst On-Screen Couple with Bradley Cooper. Other Razzies went to Transformers for Worst Director, Worst Picture, and Worst ScreenPlay. The Jonas Brothers, all three, brought home a Razzy for Worst Actors.
- Farrah Faucett was left out of a tribute to the actors who passed away in the last year… as well as Bea Arthur. Judd Nelson got viewers tweeting about how he looked like a crackhead and meth-face.
- Michael Lohan was rushed to the hospital in the middle of a physical because he was having chest pains. The doctors claim he had a “near stroke”.
- Urban Outfitters is getting into the bridal industry. They will be coming out with wedding gowns, invitations, bridesmaids dresses and even a registry, amongst many other wedding supplies. This could possibly be the debut of the “bridester” look. Their gowns will be under the Anthropology label and sell for $1000 to $5000.
- Fun, Fearless female Kathryn Bigelow, Director of “The Hurt Locker”, made history as the first female to win the Best Director at the Oscars.
The Wake Up Crew started the show off talking about their weekends. Kenny had a good weekend and a show in Farmingville, NY. The show was a block away from where Kenny grew up, so a lot of his family and old childhood friends showed up. He loved having so many people he knew in the audience. There were also a lot of “cougars” there that were hitting on Kenny. He thinks that around 6-7 women were trying to pick him up. Victoria hosted a baby shower and said it will be her last. She spent Friday night cooking until 2am and woke up early on Saturday to do some more. She was happy that she had a stocked bar, as all the women (besides the mom-to-be) had lots of cocktails. Victoria was surprised at all the baby gadgets she had no clue about. Taylor had an adventurous weekend taking care of her friend, Nicole’s, little shitzu named Phoebe. On top of taking on this responsibility, their elevator broke and they live on the 8th floor. So Taylor really didn’t want to have to go down to bring the dog out. Brett got up after the dog whined all night and ended up stepping in dog poop. (LMAO) They also went out to see Shutter Island, which she highly recommends.
After that, Taylor declared a No SHE Didn’t. A friend of hers told her that she wasn’t sure Taylor should have kids after she listened to Taylor complain of all the problems that happened with the dog. Callers called in and reassured her that taking care of a dog is harder than taking care of a child, mostly because you work your way into being a parent… Dogs will always need help eating, going to the bathroom, etc.
Cosmo’s Conversation Starter: Will you be a bad parent if you can’t handle a puppy?
Kenny’s Question Corner: Do you think the sounds your shoes make are annoying?
They played “Whistlin’” (Yay!)
Kenny will be at the FunnyBone in Hartford, CT this Thursday. Get Tickets Here.
They talked to Nigel Barker from America’s Next Top Model. Season 14 starts on Wednesday.
They also talked to James Vander Beek, Dawson from Dawson’s Creek. (Love!) Victoria was totally star-struck, and talked about how she would always barricade herself in her room to watch Dawson’s Creek. No one could interrupt. Taylor always cried to the opening song of the show.... “I Don’t Want To Wait” by Paula Cole.
Victoria didn’t like Michelle Williams, but Kenny did. Victoria said, Of course you did… because she was slutty!
They spent a lot of the interview reminiscing about Dawson’s creek, talking about when the characters lost their virginity, discussing how Joey really should have ended up with Dawson instead of Pacey and how Pacey slept with the teacher.
Dawson… ehrm… I mean James, is in a new show debuting on NBC on Wednesday nights called Mercy. He is filming the show in Caucus, NJ.
Taylor would like him to come back again, but next time he should come in as Dawson. J
Guys Uncensored will be on the air tomorrow at 11 am ET.
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